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4 Swords Misadventures 5 4 Swords Misadventures 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny as hell.

My favorite line:
"Wait, if you're the brains of the group, what does that make me?"
"You're, the clumsy noob."

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Dance of the Manwhore Dance of the Manwhore

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I can't really think of what the bloody fucking hell to say about this, and it disturbs the hell out of me.

It actually disturbs me to the point that I like it. Wow.

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Back to the Start Mario Back to the Start Mario

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is one of the only flashes I've seen on newgrounds that wasn't all violence or comedy. In fact as far as I know its the only serious flash in the Mario section. Normally I don't like the mix of a character commonly used in comedy flashes, but this is just beyond my vocabulary to put into words.

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jackbliss responds:

Glad you liked it. I guess it was a strange mixture of Mario and a desperate plea for world peace but overall I think it worked out well thanks to people like you. Thanks for the great review! :-)

Mario's Castle Calamity Mario's Castle Calamity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Made me laugh my ass

For ten minutes after the credits I was STILL laughing. I'm laughing while I type this. I especially loved when Mario shot Toad.

...Over Spilled Milk ...Over Spilled Milk

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Made me laugh

Next time I'll think twice about not giving a cat milk.

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Luigi the janitor Luigi the janitor

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


--Good side--
Is a little funny. Sound was okay.
--Bad side--
It was too short, and graphics weren't that well. I can't really talk about crappy flashes because i haven't made a flash, but thats because my trial ran out.

3/5 5/10. Could use work.

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Super Mario Physics Super Mario Physics

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny and Educational

If teachers could be funny and educational people probably wouldn't fall asleep in class.

Also I imagine if Lakitu tought gravity he would fall out of the sky.

Son of a Peatch! Son of a Peatch!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

5/5 10/10 Hahaha

I always knew Peach was a slut but I still never saw that happening!

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Why Don't You Get a Job Why Don't You Get a Job

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This may be the smartest flash I've ever seen.

Well smartest flash i've ever seen that has Mario in it anyway.
Really Peach needs to get off her ass. If you've played Mario Bros. 2 (Or 1 i forgot) you can play as Peach. If she can beat all those enemies up in that game, she should get off her ass and bust out herself.

10/10 5/5

Tricky Madness 2 Tricky Madness 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow... just wow...

Not many people getting killed but so... much... blood!